Friday, August 05, 2005

NEWS ALERT!! NEWS ALERT!! STARKVILLE NOW ALLOWS COLD BEER!!

IN BREAKING NEWS...Starkville, MS has shed the 'pre-icebox' days of yore to allow the sale of beers which have been 'pre-chilled' for the customer. Local residents were dumbfounded, having only heard wild tales of such beverages lying beyond their borders. Visitors have already heralded this move beyond the stone-age as 'refreshing' news.

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