Sunday, February 12, 2006

Cheney Shoots man in Face/Chest...Mistaken for Quail


Dick Cheney, over the weekend, confronted what he thought was the largest, most dangerous quail stalking the earth with deadly gunfire. Much to his chagrin, it was actually 78 year old Harry Whittington. Cheney apologized for mistaking the man for an upright-walking, 6' tall bird.

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