Ok, So my boss gives me an assignment. I have to write a brief on this case I don’t know ANYTHING about. Sooo, lets do the numbers:

Number of Briefs due this week: 1
Number of feet long this file is: 2'
Money I will get on this matter: $0
Trials coming this week: 1
Settlements to handle: 3
Settlement offers to get out: 8
Books bought for “leisure time”: 4

Ugh. I feel the water rising on me. Let’s talk about something else ...