Thursday, October 07, 2004

An ill-advised Bulldog

i'm not much of an animal person. i don't hate them but i'm not the guy that just goes gaga over a pet or HAS to be near their beloved animal. i never wish them ill--which the idea of makes me uncomfortable--but none-the-less i've never really cared for them. well i'm finding myself wanting a dog. not just a dog...a BULLDOG! since a few years ago (watching Van Wilder) it got into my head that it would be cool to have a little tree trunk of a dog wandering around my house.

i'm utterly convinced this is an awful idea. one of those things that will get old VERY fast. i don't really want or care for dogs. i just have the Bulldog on my brain for some reason. i don't care for the everyday tending to pets. i've never enjoyed the company of dogs after the age of about 4.

Yeah. this sounds like a bad idea. maybe i should look into an aquarium...?

3 comments:

MsComrade said...

jp! don't get a dog. especially a bulldog that may snore loudly and have health problems. if you need something furry and snuggly get a pet monkey!!

Anonymous said...

OR>... you could let your wife get a beagle since she has NEVER had a dog. You could foster a bulldog for a while until a good home is found for it. My only stipulation is that the dogs have a fenced in place to run around in and a designate poop spot:-)
BTY- Fishies - good eats!!heh

Anonymous said...

I'd recommend a dog over an aquarium... I'd rather walk and feed a dog over feeding fish and dealing with the horrors of cleaning a tank. Not to mention fish just won't cheer you up on those crazy days like a pooch (unless s/he's destroyed the house on that same day).