Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Free Advice for Miami

It's probably a bad idea to hold a "Ghetto Style Talent Show" and a "Watermelon Eating Contest". It'll probably leave a sour taste for some people.

3 comments:

CSH said...

Awesome!

Miami is for me!

I didn't realize that watermelons being a good food for African Americans was actually in the Bible.

Jas N Smith said...

Um, what Bible is he reading? I didn't know they had a Little Black Sambo version! WTF?

And is calling Miami a Banana Republic really that offensive to anyone? Do these people not shop at the store for its racially insensitive name? Fill me in on that one.

CSH said...

I thought it was a well established fact that Miami is a Banana Republic. I've been waiting for a coup in the city government for years.

Hell, the Keys revel in being a Conch Republic. Miami ought to take pride in its Bananas, or maybe it should be a Coconut Republic.