Never a Dull Moment...Especially w/o Any Context!

At work, I heard a woman testify (under oath) that one of the (many) problems she has now that she's injured is that she can no longer comfortably(!) have sex on the counter and it is hard to "flip over like" she "wants to" during sex.

Mr. Mooch wanted me to add that she is hurt pretty bad and that it is sorta crappy not to be able to do all the things (*ahem*) you would want to do. I just didn't expect her to give such full testimony about the matter.