Weekly Review (Harpers.org)

Some of these are too good to just snip. read it all and know what happened in the world in one week:

Approximately eight million people turned out to vote in Iraq. International monitors gave the election their seal of approval, though all 129 of them stayed
inside Baghdad's Green Zone. [The New York Times] Security measures included
sealing the country's borders, banning travel between provinces, prohibiting private vehicle traffic, and imposing curfews in cities. [Reuters] Fake polling stations were set up with snipers positioned to guard the real ones, which were revealed 24 hours before opening. Many of the candidates kept their identities secret until election day, though two had made it known they were direct descendants of the Prophet Mohammed. [The New York Times] Iraqi insurgents, who had been promising death to anyone who came within five hundred yards of a polling station, [The New York Times] succeeded in carrying out nine suicide bombings, one of which was performed by a handicapped child. [Associated Press] Prominent Sunni leaders who boycotted the election said they would be happy to help the elected National Assembly draft the new constitution. [The New York Times] "Two of the great ironies of history," said President George W. Bush, "is there will be a Palestinian state and a democratic Iraq." [New York Times] World leaders gathered in Poland to commemorate the 60th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz, where Dick Cheney was criticized for wearing a green parka with fur trim instead of the more somber black coats everyone else had on. [The Chicago Sun Times] Vladimir Putin noted that "as there were no good and bad fascists, there cannot be good and bad terrorists. Any double standards here are absolutely unacceptable and deadly dangerous for civilization." [The Globe and Mail] A group of Russian legislators demanded that Jewish organizations be investigated, and possibly closed down, for carrying out ritual killings and hate crimes against themselves. [The New York Times] Commercial flights opened between China and Taiwan for the first time in 55 years, [Reuters] and the government of Nepal shut down the Dalai Lama's offices in Kathmandu. [BBC News] More than 250 people were trampled or burned to death during a Hindu festival in western India when a stampeding riot was triggered by pilgrims slipping on spilled coconut milk. [The New York Times] China overtook the United States as Japan's biggest trading partner, [The Washington Post] and scientists discovered that drinking green tea turns mice into better swimmers. [CBC News]

An international task force of scientists, politicians, and business leaders warned
that the world has about ten years before global warming becomes irreversible. By then, average global temperatures will have risen two degrees Celsius since the start of the Industrial Revolution, resulting in major droughts, increased disease, and the termination of the North Atlantic Gulf Stream. [New Zealand Herald] Meteorologists were forecasting record thinning of northern Europe's ozone layer in the coming weeks, [BBC News] and astronomers concluded that Saturn's largest moon had all the ingredients for life. [Associated Press] Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist declared that biological warfare is "the greatest existential threat we face today." [Reuters] The world's first mad goat was diagnosed in France. [United Press International] At the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, Tony Blair and Bill Gates shared the stage with Bono and Bill Clinton and called for more aid to Africa. [The New York Times] Sharon Stone raised a million dollars for mosquito nets, [BBC News] and a
special dinner was organized to promote dialogue between the U.S. and Iran; the idea backfired when Senator Joseph Biden, the American representative, showed up
an hour and a half late, and wine was served to the Muslim guests. [CNN] Scientists solved the mystery of the Venus Flytrap. [The Boston Globe] Swaziland's King swati chose his thirteenth wife and sent her to South Africa for an AIDS test. [BBC News] Researchers found that fidgety people are less likely to be obese, [The New York Times] police in Rome were cracking down on unlicensed tour guides, [The New York Times] and Joseph Massino, the "Last Don" of New York, snitched on the mob. [The New York Times]

President Bush ordered his cabinet to stop paying off journalists after syndicated olumnist Maggie Gallagher admitted she had a $21,500 contract with the Health and Human Services Department to endorse the agency's marriage initiative. [The Washington Post] Two days later, another columnist admitted he'd been paid $10,000 for the same purpose. [The Globe and Mail] Scientists synthesized a pheromone produced by young women that helps post-menopausal ladies attract men. [The Globe and Mail] Social Security Administration workers testified that they had been ordered "to promote the idea that Social Security is in crisis and that Social Security privatization is the answer." [Reuters] Christian groups were threatening to withdraw their support from any privatization scheme whatsoever
unless Bush tries harder to ban gay marriage, [The New York Times] and chimpanzees were found to have a sense of fair play. [BBC News] Condoleezza Rice
was sworn in as secretary of state, despite Senator Mark Dayton's objection during her confirmation hearing that "I really don't like being lied to repeatedly, flagrantly, intentionally." [The New York Times] The Justice Department threw a going away party for John Ashcroft. His term in office, said one assistant, "served as a full employment program for cartoonists and pundits." [The New York Times] The Bush Administration requested an additional $80 billion for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan this year, [The New York Times] totaling 13 times the Environmental Protection Agency's allotment, [Swissinfo] and making the 2005 budget deficit the biggest in history. [The New York Times] The State Department offended Mexico by issuing a travel warning along the border; [CNN] U.S. Ambassador Tony Garza tried to ease tensions by clarifying that "the wave of border violence is a result of successful efforts by President Fox's administration in the fight against organized crime." [Reuters] The Sudanese government dropped bombs on women and children in Darfur, [Reuters] and the European Union reestablished diplomatic ties with Sudan for the first time since 1990. [The New york Times] Commercial airlines were told they should be worrying about shoulder-fired missile attacks, [The New York Times] Human Rights Watch declared meatpacking to be "the most dangerous factory job in America," [The New York Times] and Ringo Starr was planning to become a cartoon superhero.