Death By Catalogue

recently i was on jury duty. our jury waiting room was very nice with lots of twists and turns so people could be in groups or to themselves. As i sat there waiting, i thought "thank god there's tons of magazines in here" when i spied pile after pile everywhere.

Upon closer inspection, i saw that these weren't magazines. they were catalogues. dozens upon dozens of catalogues. worst of all, they all sucked. they were all catalogues of crappy 'gifts' that kids get for fundraisers. the crappy trinkets that cost 2x what they should and ALWAYS look tacky. I wanted to donate some magazines just to spare some poor fool that came along after me.