Phonebook Diaries--Target Offers The Foremost Homo Milk

Ah...this one has cracked me up for MONTHS. i believe gorj. saw this one too. what a riot! actually, wanting to take a picture of this to share with others was the springboard to the "Phonebook Diaries".

Anyway, as you can see, our local target is gay friendly. what's that? how do i know? well just LOOK! they sell the FOREMOST HOMO MILK. Evidently fortified for the queer lifestyle with "Vitamin D". uh huh. is THAT what the kids are calling it nowadays...?