Conservative group quietly drops plans for poll

Well, the American Family Association (AFA) was gonna take their poll to congress to show just how much Americans HATE the idea of gay marriage! um, but...the poll shows Sixty percent favored same-sex marriage and 8 percent favored civil unions--32 percent opposed. OOPS! the AFA did have an explaination though:

AFA representative Buddy Smith complained to Wired News: "It just so happens that homosexual activist groups around the country got a hold of the poll -- it was forwarded to them -- and they decided to have a little fun, and turn their organizations around the country (on to) the poll to try to cause it to represent something other than what we wanted it to. And so far, they succeeded with that."

A leader of the (apparent) Gay Illuminati had this to say:

Matt Foreman, the Executive Director of the National Gay and Lesbian Taskforce was dumbfounded. "The abject hypocrisy of these people never ceases to amaze me," he exclaimed. "They constantly manipulate facts, and when things don't work out as they want, they run to mama and whine."