Paul Newman Sues HUD

HAW! Paul Newman speaks:

Mr. Newman claims that the Department of Housing and Urban Development, called HUD, is a fair and balanced institution and that some of its decency and respectability has unfairly rubbed off on his movie character, diluting the rotten, self-important, free-trade, corrupt conservative image that Mr. Newman worked so hard to project in the film. His suit claims that this "innocence by association" has hurt his feelings plus residuals.
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This was announced (jokingly) to mock FoxNews and their willingness to use our courts to whine.